Those are the tapes you find in your dead uncle’s VCR.” They’re rebooting Quantum Leap and Night Court. “NBC only picked up one new drama, and it’s a reboot of the 59th most popular show of 1990. Shout out to Hulu, the Stephen Baldwin of streaming platforms.”īyron Allen Touts His Dealmaking and Corporate Assets in First-Ever AMG Upfront How much do you think they’ll love it when it’s interrupted by a tech commercial every four minutes, you zillion-dollar dicks? We already have the Netflix with commercials - it’s called Hulu. Although I have to admit, after those smug bastards choked the life out of us for years, it feels really good to see them stoop to selling advertising. So now they’re coming for our ad money - just technically your money, but you know what I mean. Remember when Netflix openly encouraged us to share passwords? We were like, ‘How do these people make money?’ Turns out, they don’t. Their solution to this shortage of subscribers is to crack down on password sharing. I hear they might not even be able to get Emily back from Paris. Netflix lost subscribers for the first time ever things are really tough over there. “You know, every year I say, ‘Fuck Netflix.’ And this year it came true. Here are some of the best jokes from Kimmel’s monologue. Jimmy Kimmel roasted the broadcast and streaming television landscape at Disney’s upfront presentation Tuesday, powering through his monologue despite fighting off a case of COVID-19.Īppearing at the event remotely, the late night host delivered a searing stand-up routine during the company’s annual presentation to advertisers in which he mocked the traditional broadcast networks, including ABC, as well as streamers Netflix, Disney+ and Amazon.
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